我语

February 5th, 2009 by lame-old-lady
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at 6th Feb 01:31:17
 
哎呀 排泄! 排泄啦!
狼老料, 剥落用了啦
40 肾 80, 金排泄啦
所立啦!所立啦hor!

哇哇
嘎严叨仔企刺风hor
刺风刺到boi林處哦

哇哈哈哈哈哈。。         to tn2205

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at 5th Feb 18:30:11
 

haiz 要那么多心 干嘛喔
老阿嫲我只有一颗心而已
而且 只是一颗又小又黑的。。。
黑心干啦
哇哈哈哈哈哈。。。       to April_55            
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at 6th Feb 01:49:41
 
哎哟 亲爱的潘朵丽丝小妹妹
我的 suzuki 不是车啦
我的 suzuki 是电脑啦
你不介意的话 嗯 。。
是可以坐啦。。。不过
会把老阿嫲的 suzuki 坐坏去咯
呜呜呜 。。。那 。那 。。。
老阿嫲就不能上网玩游戏咯
呜呜呜呜呜 。。。        to pour
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at 5th Feb 18:52:16
 
哎呀 差点忘了
干嘛你的俩颗眼睛
睁得那么大?
容易偷窥迷人的美女洗澡hor。。to sixsg 
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at 5th Feb 18:47:44
 
偏心的坏小子,
送给美女的是那么好看的烟花
送给老阿嫲的只是抄来的烟花

怪不得
迷人的美女要送很多心来
让你补一补, 补完就不会偏心了哦。。。
哈哈哈哈哈                 to sixsg

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at 6th Feb 01:26:59
 
还用说 变成严叨仔当然是追母的啦
你几时 由严叨的阿六变成老糊涂了
一定是 偷窥迷人洗澡眼睛吃冰淇淋
黑目壳 是被 old mama 打出来的
难怪了 小迷人要拿香蕉皮来给你吃
香蕉皮 能治好糊涂症与俩粒黑目壳
快吃吧 蕉皮可是占有迷人的口水哦

哇哈哈哈哈哈。。。。。  to sixsg

娃友言

February 5th, 2009 by lame-old-lady
   
wrote
at 6th Feb 01:24:25
天气冷,来帮你盖被
晚安!muack**
wrote
at 5th Feb 23:46:11
老阿嫲你又去揶揄old papa了
我刚送香蕉皮去给他老人家
因为香蕉皮能治糊涂症
哈哈哈~~~~
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at 5th Feb 23:23:48
咿~你怎会有个黑心肝?
你去杀人放火吖…还是下毒害人
只要你念100篇阿弥陀佛
黑心干就会变成红心肝了
快念哦!
..**..
(>0
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at 5th Feb 22:09:50
谢谢你来到寒舍
可近来太忙了
没空
乱乱先
等来临假期
就可胡说八道啦
到时可要驾着你的susuki
带我去吃风哦!
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at 5th Feb 21:00:01
哗!(远淘)了哦!
新的一年阿嫲更年青了
你要追求公的还是母的
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at 5th Feb 05:55:51
拜天公拜ho liao, wo来le哦
送来阿嫲的“哦辣”..kopi-O 直落
面包两片,一片放鲍鱼,一片要鱼翅
两片叠在一起,加些胡椒粉,还要加点醋
要红红醋 不要黑醋哦。。。才付四十 那有八十颗星星?
骗妹妹哦。。

其实没拜天公啦。。
是和我的小(远淘pek)去(街街)啦。。
别告诉人哟。。

哈哈哈哈哈。。。

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at 5th Feb 00:10:23
开心的是当爱人关心你,
开心的是当家人疼爱你,
开心的是当朋友念着你,
开心的是当老板赏识你,
开心的是当同事认同你。

pour静思小语
4-2-09(11.48pm

对与错

August 13th, 2008 by lame-old-lady

星期四

什么是对的 ?    什么是错的 ?

怎么分辨 ??

什么是应该做的 ?    什么是不应该做的 ?

如何取舍 ??

我们往往在做一件事之前,  都会有这样的困扰

如果做了是错的怎么办 ?

如果是对的, 而我们没有做, 那不是错过了

那我应该去做吗 ??

如果错过这个机会, 以后还有没有这种好时机 ??

又为什么我不应该这么做 ??

不做的话, 我以后会不会后悔呢 ??

谁有正確的答案 ?

又谁能够说出一个所以然呢 ??

每个人的想法、看法与观点都不同

所谓甲之玫宝, 乃是乙之批霜

一样东西能用科学的方式来研究, 分辨真伪.

一件事情的对与错并没有什么正确的恒量方式, 你不能因为你认为是对的就要我尊从你的想法

我也不能以为我的看法是对的, 就要你追随我的意见

父母与孩子之间的沟通方式, 由其来得困难!

上一代的父母, 以命令的方式教导孩子.

他们所说的, 做的都是对的. 孩子们的意见不能接受, 必须服从大人的指示!

反观现代父母, 可谓二十四孝的父母!!

在教导孩子方面, 再也不能以命令的方式进行.

必须以商量为前提, 否则你根本不须要开口, 他们再也不是以前那种任由父母摆布的孩子了.   

父母们可以让孩子们尽量的发表他们的意见, 因为他们的见解有时比我们还精辟!

不论孩了们想做什么, 如果不是坏事的话, 可以鼓励他们去尝试而不是阻止.   因为现在的年青人就像皮球一样, 你越压他, 他弹得越高.   让他们发挥, 尝试, 最多跌倒了再爬起来, 从新再来一回, 只不过是换一种新的来尝试, 没什么大不了的, 对吧

千万别与他们为一些无谓的小事争论, 否则他们会对你产生反感

就像 ‘先有鸡, 还是先有蛋’ 这种无聊的问题, 人们己经争论了几千, 几百万年了, 无聊

真的很无聊

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无聊 无聊 无聊

无聊 无聊 无聊 无聊 无聊

钱! 够用吗??

August 4th, 2008 by lame-old-lady

看了两支枪的’钱不够用2′ , 感触很深.

每个人对钱的看法都不同. 有钱的人认为钱根本没什么大不了, 在他们眼里, 几十万块只不过是一粒小小粒的葡萄一样!!  根本就不把这些小小粒的葡萄看在眼里,因为他们有很多像西瓜一样大大粒的

但是在穷人的眼里这样一小粒的葡萄, 需要他们用多少的血汗来换!!穷人的眼前只看见小沙粒!!  幸运一些的, 可能中马票或多多就看见葡萄了!  但是有些人一辈子都没看过葡萄呢!!

有人曾经说过, 有孩子, 是因为我们上辈子欠他们的, 他们这辈子是来追债的.

如果你没有孩子的话, 别烦恼.  反而应该恭喜你, 因为上辈子你没有欠人, 所以这辈子不用还 ^^

很多母亲就像片中的母亲, 为了孩子什么都能做!!

除非孩子的要求太过份了, 否则所有的父母都会尽量的满足他们的. 但是反观一些孩子, 他们因为父母无法满足他们非份的要求而打父母的, 报纸上经常都有在报导!!

所以在这辈子最好不要欠债, 钱债还钱, 情债还情, 否则下辈子你就不好过了

另一样更可悲的是得了老人痴呆症!!

很多人都想长命百岁, 但是没有想过, 如果没有健康和金钱的话, 长命的日子要怎么过下去?

好命些的有子有孙, 不过子孙们有各自的家庭, 多了一个老不死的在家多不方便啊 ><!!!

所谓’久病床前无孝子’ , 其时很多时候并不是子孙不孝, 而是他们也有他们自己的难处……

但是当然也会有孝顺的子孙, 把老人照顾得很好的 =)

不过我还是希望我能在六十岁的时候, 睡在床上一命鸣呼, 如果能这样的死法就真是太幸福了.

哈 哈 哈 哈 哈

真是无聊对吧

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无聊 无聊 无聊

无聊 无聊 无聊 无聊 无聊

吃屎吧你

July 29th, 2008 by lame-old-lady

星期二

你觉得 ‘去吃屎吧’  会很难听吗 ??

通常骂人的话都很难听,  例如 :

洋人说的 :  Fxxx you, damn it………

华人说的 :  他妈的,你妈的, &^%$@#&^………………. 都在骂人家的妈妈, 真是要不得.

福建人说的 :  X你老姆的臭XX, 死爸好, 死爸爽, 死爸过瘾………. (这真是很过份对吧, 爸爸死了多么伤心啊, 怎么可能又好, 又爽 ,又过瘾呢…………………………)

广东人说的 :  hum ka cun (叫人家全家死光光)

如果把这些都统一成 :  你去吃屎吧 是不是很好听 ^^

还有现在很多年轻人在网络交流时所用的一些话  :

KNS, KNN, WTH, WTF…………..

都把它们改成去吃屎吧 (jia sai la) ^^

哈 ………………………..

这是不是天方夜谭呢……………..

如果真的每个人都用 jia sai 来骂人的话, 那以后就到处可以听到 jia sai , jia sai , jia sai ………

哇 哇 哇

那以后 jia sai 成为一种通俗用语, 到处一片 jia sai 声…

外国遊客来到我国, 听到一片 jia sai 声, 会不会无聊的以为 ‘吃屎’ 是一种风気而真的跑去吃屎…….

哈哈

真是无聊对吧

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无聊 无聊 无聊

无聊 无聊 无聊 无聊 无聊

like pig!!

July 28th, 2008 by lame-old-lady

monday

so fast, monday again!!

haiz……

everyday doing the same things

wake up early in the morning, do some washing, prepare breakfast, wake Er up, walk her to the bus stop after her breakfast, walk back, clean the floor, wake Yi up, walk her to the bus stop after her breakfast, walk back, prepare somethings for lunch (always dunno what to cook LOL), play computer games (i like this) ^^, then cooking, then eating, then Er come back, Er take her lunch, wash the dish, then think of somethings to cook for dinner, cook dinner, wait for Yi to come home, then have dinner togather, watch TV programme, or play viwawa, wash dish again, bathe, wash clothes, then hang the clothes, then go to sleep…….

so lame boring rite

just like morning wake up

eat

shit

cook

eat

cook

eat

sleep

then next day

do the same things

oooooooooooooooooh

lame sian woman

if u shorten it will become…..

eat

shit

eat

eat

sleep

shorter ……

eat

shit

eat

sleep…..

eat

shit

sleep…..

eat

sleep…..

wah

lame like pig man!!!

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printer

July 25th, 2008 by lame-old-lady

saturday

yi suppose to go for facial this morning de, but last minute received msn ask her whether want to have casting, giving her only 30 mins to prepare nia, and further more she have to print out the casting sheet.

wah, what a rush man! 

i ask her to hurry up cos she lame huei mo de!  then ask er help her connect the laptop to the printer to print out the casting sheet.

lame it.

the naughty printer refuse to work

try

try try

try try try

the printer go on strike!!

huh? 

then no point go there without the casting sheet!!

how??

then she tell me : actually there is another day la, is on monday.  but the time longer so i thought of going today lor, since cant print then go monday de lor, later dad come ask him help me print lar. 

so i go for facial ba, i haven cancel the appointment yet lei

lame too much lor this girl

wanna go casting, the other hand dun cancel appointment!!

if the printer kui kui working print out the casting sheet, she will go for the casting! 

like that last minute cancel the facial appointment, the beautician cant make arrangement to have another customer, lame bad right!!

i lame hate ppl do things last minute de!!!

last minute order always will spoil ppl’s mood, cos u have to rush this, rush that…..

rush rush rush

hurry hurry hurry

lame it!!!

i lame hate rushing too!!!!

i like things to go smoothly and accordingly……..

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paper cutting for Jay’s daughter

July 24th, 2008 by lame-old-lady

thursday

hahaha

more Jay’s daughter pics…. lol

Ying_ying Yingying

Bbb_2 Aaa_2 these pics was taken at around april and june 2008

does she still look like Jay ?????

C_1

these was taken two years ago

Hh

she is my little niece ying ying.

hahahahaha, i written her name wrongly as xuan xuan in the previous post

xuan xuan is ying ying big sister la

lol

this gugu lame sotong lor, always mix-up my niece and my nephew’s name

i call xuan xuan as ying ying, call ying ying as xuan xuan

call ah yao as ah wang, call ah wang as ah yao

hahaha, siao liao right??

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JAY CHOU’S NATURAL DAUGHTER

July 23rd, 2008 by lame-old-lady

wednesday

lol sia…………

xuanxuan is Jay Chou’s natural daughter??

today is my dad passaway 49 days pray.  i am late for the prayer cos i take bus 67, it takes 1hours and 30mins to reached there, lame long journey lor. ><

after offering incense to my dad, we all seat down to chit chat.  this little xuanxuan keep quiet seating in her mum’s bosom as usual.  dunno who started to call her ‘周杰伦’(Jay Chou). 周杰伦 why you so quiet?  周杰伦 come here, 周杰伦……. 周杰伦……..周杰伦…………

then my sister-in-law (xuanxuan’s mother) ask xuanxuan to take the paper cutting out to show me. 

hahaha. they laminated the paper cutting.  it was published on xinming daily news paper(新明日报) on 17 june 2006, is about the similarity of famous stars little kids.

it say that xuanxuan face got 90% look similar to taiwanese famous star Jay Chou!!  Joy Chou is well known taiwan talented singer and actor, he can compose iyrics and songs oso,.  people all call him 周董. xuanxuan photo was taken by someone last year when her mum bring her to orchard road shopping center.  and soon the photo was put on internet for comperision of the similarity of the look of Jay Chou.

since xuanxuan picture published on internal, haha, she become famous.  everyone wondering who the kid is?  where is the kid now??  some people even suspected that the kid is Jay Chou natural child???  ……

lol sia

actually before the news paper published, this news already circulated on internet for quite some time le.  my niece vivienne even received email  ‘i saw Jay in singapore’  with 3 pictures from her friend. 

Joy_chou_lok_alike Jay_chous_kid_1 Little_jay_chou

lol yu

the email was forword to at least 25 person in the same time and so on…..

even china and malaysia news paper oso published the news!!   in malaysia news paper, the similar percentage up to 99%!!!  this was told by my sister-in-law’s friends who are malaysian.  they dunno the kid is  her daughter.

lol Jay’s kid

we were joking that maybe my sister-in-law meet Jay Chou when she went to taiwan before she have xuanxuan.  hahahahahaha……..  and u know what?  she said Jay Chou wont want a old lady

lol old lady. ahhahahaha…………

but…

as time goes by…..

xuanxuan doesn’t look so similar to Jay Chou now. but you can still catch that a certain angle tt she looks like him.

lame lol lor

my family got famous star oso ^^.

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sotong

July 21st, 2008 by lame-old-lady

sunday

haiz……

sunday should be the day tt i sleep till 8 - 9am de, but yi’s modelling teacher call her last night, ask her to help out at the photo shooting this morning, she has to reached his house by 7.40am cos they’re going to dunno what seaside to take photo.  so i have to wake up early to prepare her breakfast then company her to her teacher’s house 

wah, i awake at 5am lie (i usually wake up at 5.30am de), lame sleepily u know, haiz…

i start to do some cleaning cos too early liao ma, then i wait till 6.30am cai wake her up, she lame hue mo de still want me to wake her at 6.30am, 45mins she has to wash-up, makan, make-up, dress-up….. wah, lame rush man, by the time we reached the bus stop already 7.20am liao >< , lol 15mins how to reach katong??  even take taxi oso cant reach in time lor!!

what to do?   take taxi lor…….

by the time we reached there 7.45am le!!   lol, lucky only 5mins lated XD

i walk to the bus stop wanted to take bus back to bedok.  this morning i heard she was saying bus no 14 & 40 got go katong, so  i take bus 14 cos it come first.  i tot the bus will stop at the bus interchange lor. 

lol sia, is not lor!!!

i dunno where the bus go to!!!!

i dunno where to alight lor!!!!!

then i sms yi: why bus 14 didn’t go to bedok interchange huh? do u know where the bus go to??  i dunno where to alight lie??? how huh????

she dun reply x(

how huh??  dunno where i am liao

suddenly i see bus no 222!!!

ahha, 222 got stop at my house tt bus stop lie!!!!

then i see a market at the right side, got ppl alight, i faster alight too!

after i alight, i walk to the market then i realise tt i alight at "Fenshan" de market.   haha, but….

i dunno where this Fenshan is???    lol

aiya, dont care la, i go in the market n buy some stuffs for this afternoon to cook ba.

then i walk back to the bus stop wait for bus 222, after i get on the bus i started to count how many bus stop i pass by.

LOL lor,  ONLY FOUR BUS STOP AWAY FROM MY HOUSE NIA!!!!

ah hahahahahaha…………

lame sotong rite???

anyway, i’m still lame new here lor XD

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